MR RICE TIME.......

I'm after stories. Anything really. Funnier the better. Here are a few little teasers from Mr Simon Rice:

"Last pish up I had with Wisdom was in Dubai when he spewed up allover the beach.."

Or the 156 Nike Tshirts that Wisdom didn’t wash when he was in Dubai....

Oh and then theres the piss in the bottle story!!!

Oh yeah and then the Flatliner (Tabasco, tequila and Sambuca) story.

Not to mention the free Lap dance and getting left at the tube station story!!!!"

Tell all Mr Rice.

THE BEST MAN.