I had an idea. They normally get me into trouble.
And I think this one is going to be no different.
I thought as we're off to Vegas I would marry
Wiz in the Chapel of Love. Get married by Elvis,
great fodder the Best Man's speech.
But when I looked into it was a). Expensive
and b) It could be legally binding. Ah.
With same sex marriages happening all the time,
him and Fi could actually be bigamy as I got there first.
So I changed the tack and decided that I should be
in control, not Elvis. So I became a minister of the
Universal Life Church. Ordained online.
My cards etc are in the post from the States so
I wont be able to uses them actually in Vegas.
But I do have the power.
So who or what will Wiz be married to?
Watch this space.
THE BEST MAN.