JUST CALL ME REV.

Before we went to Vegas, I became ordanied by the Universal Life Church,
as I was going to marry Wiz to things, plants donkeys etc.
But my Rev. documentation hadn't come through it time, so I couldn't. 

They have now.

Here's my ID card and my book.

My credentials.

Oh and my Press Pass.

The words to learn.

So I can marry people.

Baptise them.

Do something else.

Bless houses.

Commitment thingy's.

Oh and Love and stuff. Oh yeah. 

Wiz and anyone next to him are not safe.

THE BEST MAN.